As the bullpen turns...

Can Marcus Hanel handle the possible drama in the pen?

Here's just a sampling of what might happen later today in Colorado as the Brewers take on the Rockies. This is our prediction of what might happen later today...

(Scene) Newly acquired 8th inning man/closer Francisco Rodriguez just enters the Milwaukee Brewers bullpen in Colorado and has walked through the bullpen gate.

(Drops to his knees in and points his hands in the air in celebration of reaching the bullpen)

Braddock: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (sleeping in the bullpen)

(Loe, Hawkins, Saito all walk over)

Loe: You looking for one of the bombs I've given up this year?

Hawkins: No stupid, he's just admiring the mile high sky here in Colorado duh.

(Axford comes to see what all the excitement is, and with his fingers twisting his stache)

Axford: This clubhouse ain't big enough for the two of us!

(The two of them then engage in a staredown reminiscent of Mike Fetters)

 

Saito: In Japan, pointing to sky is sign of weakness, just ask Loe.

K-Rod approaches Axford and continues to stare each other down.

What are you gonna do, try and punch me and then you need surgery again like last year?

 I'm the all time single season saved record holder, I do what I want Whitey.

 I've chopped down bigger trees in my life, just ask Pujols, I'll chop you down right now Frankie.

(Saito,Hawkins and Loe all watch intently as Braddock continues to sleep)

 Zzzzzzzzzz

(Estrada comes running in from the outfield, sees what is going on and attempts to break it up.)

Estrada: Stop fighting you guys, can't we all just get a long. Don't make me bust out my guns on you!

Zzzzzzzzzzzz....